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Bombs, Memes, and Military Justice: Weekly News Deep Dive
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20:19The Liver King Controversy
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Speaker 2:We'll do it live. Welcome security, hot media news. Oh man, we've had a great week. Let's wrap it it up, shall we? Liam? How are you today? Before we start, though, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 1:brother Just got back from a little tour around the southwest part of this great country Hit Colorado, went and saw my buddy on the farm. Hit Dallas, saw some donors for my event coming up in August and then we circled back, did some promoting in Austin, saw some buddies, did some running around, saw Joe Rogan kill on stage and also got to meet Alex Jones, the one and only man, I am so fucking jealous.
Speaker 2:Not Joe Rogan, but Alex Jones, big time fan. Uh god, just his reporting everything he does?
Speaker 1:he's a G he really really, really great dude when you meet him too. Uh just worked out with him, uh connected through a buddy sean johnson, his trainer, who's also running a great podcast now hell yeah yeah, give him a shameless plug at the end.
Speaker 2:You know we've had a quite an eventful week, though. Um, we bombed iran, not ir Iraq. We've done that before we tried something new Iran, oddly enough, ooh.
Speaker 1:How's it feel?
Speaker 2:Dude, I couldn't help but notice that it looked oddly familiar to a movie that we recently watched. Roll that clip, Tom is that you?
Speaker 1:Is that you a rooster? Oh yeah, fuck his name's rooster. Now, it's not goose. I'm not calling anyone rooster, could you?
Speaker 2:imagine that, like you're going through flight academy and, uh, they find out your dad died. His call sign was goose and they're just like you know what You're rooster.
Speaker 1:Do you want to be named like your dad?
Speaker 3:We don't want to make the decision.
Speaker 1:We talked about it for an hour. We don't want to do it, so we're just going to give you some options. We want to call you rooster, but we think that might make you sad, so we're going to give you also some other options uh, lizard, uh, monkey ass. What do you want? It's rooster, lizard or monkey ass? We're not gonna fuck with this all day let's wrap this up.
Speaker 2:you know, that's exactly what happened. We didn't have a gold day. I'll take rooster. That's what I thought, I guess.
Speaker 1:Do you want geese? No plural, there's two of you. You could be the swan. It is bizarre how close to identical that actual mission profile was.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, how close to identical that actual mission profile was. Oh yeah, yeah it. You know they had. You know somebody was like guys, hear me out for shits and gigs. Let's just run it back in real life.
Speaker 1:We got the aircraft dude, do you think like he's? He's like pitching the op board and he's like okay. So we thought we couldn't do this before just because of the geolocation anti-aircraft weaponry, but we've got some guys on the inside. The Mossad are going to take out some stuff. Listen, this is what AI. So this is an AI simulation of what it would look like. We created this with AI imagery. This is all high tech and they're just playing like fucking scenes from the movie.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1:Is that Top Gun 2? No, no, no, we made that, we generated that for this brief.
Speaker 2:Somebody with the same tools that I used to make memes. Pitched that to Pete Eggset and he's like, oh, that's sexy, can you really do that? Oh yeah, this is training footage, sir.
Speaker 1:he can really invert like that it was like someone had mentioned to one guy who like draws up the outboards like dude. I'm pretty sure pete hegseth has never seen top gun like. I walked by him in the hallway at the pentagon yesterday and I was like yo, what's up, rooster? And he didn't get it, and so I don't think he's seen top gun and that guy's just like fuck yeah, I have an. I have an idea for our pitch it will crush.
Speaker 1:This is going to fuck hard get me the guy that does the memes. Get him in here. Wait, you guys got tom cruise for this debrief video. Yeah, yes, yes, we did. He really supports bombing this fucking shit out of my brain. He's super into it so fucking in, sir. I like it, dude before we get too tangential, I do want to say I watched a clip of Tom Cruise back when he went crazy. You remember that? Yeah, you remember back in whatever 2010, 2008?.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he went crazy and he's just talking about how bad all these prescription drugs are.
Speaker 2:That's it. You know he doesn't always get everything right with Scientology, but he got some things right.
Speaker 1:Or or he's getting them right now. Oh man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was, um, it was. You know. I did feel for a slight second I was like, all right, what's Iran going to do now? Let's wait for it, fucking nothing dude.
Speaker 1:All right, I was literally working out in the morning with alex jones talking about this with another team guy, like okay, we've escalated, what's next? And then the next day we talked then and although the dude is like cool and clairvoyant, he was still just like listen, there's a lot of ways to go. You know, like there's, there's no immediate answer here. Dude, this Moom Donnie guy bro, running as a socialist in America, and now they're doing a million man call the prayer in time square, calling for Islam. We won't, we won't stop until there's Islam in every building in New York City. It's like, if you listen, okay, so there's like here's all the people of New York, here's. I got to fit like if I could hold a pinhead. I don't have a pin pinhead, I don't have anything small enough there. Here are the people that matter at all, added in post. So the people in new york that matter at all and make the decisions at any kind of level are so small because there's so many fucking people in new york.
Speaker 1:I cannot believe that the decision makers are allowing socialism because new york. I don't know if you guys are fucking aware, but your run on Wall Street. Wall Street is the main vein of anything that you produce. That is your big moneymaker. That is why people are there. If you want to end up like California and have everyone who's cool and has two nuts under a wiener leave and go to Texas or somewhere else, do this. Follow this dude into hell. You absolutely will regret it. This is the very beginning of the end of New York City, just like it was the end of you know what are we in the half-life of California right now?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's rough times in California and if this guy gets elected which all signs point to yes from what I'm seeing, california right now, yeah, it's, it's um, it's rough times in California and it's going to get. If this guy gets elected, which all signs point to yes from what I'm seeing. I hate to be negative, but I don't see New York pulling their head out of their ass and going and then finding some sort of clarity in the situation. It's an emotional vote. It's an emotional vote. They I mean there's the things that that guy is running on, like eradicating the NYPD, like get the fuck out of here, guy, like you're insane, you're insane. But, uh, hearts and prayer for New York, hearts and prayers for you. I mean, dude, there's a reason why I've never been there.
Speaker 1:There's a reason why I won't only reason I would ever go to New York is to see ground zero, or if I had business to do there and get the hell out. But if I had business to do there, I'd obviously go see ground zero and pay my respects.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got to go see the horse soldier statue, but I'm I'm hoping maybe someday becomes part of the United States again. It feels like honestly. It feels like you're like deploying to go there. It feels like you're having to prep for deployment.
Speaker 1:If you've got prior history in the military, especially on the soft side. When you go drive into a place like la san francisco or new york, you're looking around there like I am. I'm fucking going into the shit right now voluntarily. I'm surrounded by angry, fucking weirdos and I know that, like so many people own guns in this city and I can't have one. Yeah, this is the worst there.
Speaker 2:There is one positive side to this situation. We might actually get an escape from new York. Live Kurt Russell. Dust off the fucking snake leather pants and get ready.
Speaker 1:Dust off yourself, dust off your fucking old skin and slide into those lubed up. Well, you know what. He probably doesn't even have to. They're not going to be tight anymore. But if Snake Plissken-emerges with an uzi, with a fucking like a one by, a huge silver one by, I'm psyched dude, like that's what we need.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's that's gonna be. You know that we can look forward to that in the next year. Escape from New York.
Speaker 1:Live Honestly, dude if you want to book flights to dress up like snake Plissken while they're doing that call to prayer and in times or whatever the time square, and you want to like run through the crowd like I'm in, I think that would be in that bad shit.
Speaker 2:Kurt, like I'm in, I think that would be in that bad shit, kurt Russell style, just wild, like what's going on.
Speaker 1:Could we, through this that, like through this Avenue of approach, could we, through this podcast, could we summon 200 hard body dudes to dress up like snake Plissken's and invade New York?
Speaker 2:Let's do it right now. Call the action. I need 12 hard dudes, yeah if you're looking soft, do not show up, Do not report for duty. We need 12, no 30 hard dudes. Yeah, massive Buff. Massive dudes willing to wear leather pants and a duster it's a good point, man.
Speaker 1:30 dudes is hard to overcome, no matter how big the crowd is. 30 hard bodies looking like snake, plissken in very mobile clothes, yo yo dusters will not be provided.
Speaker 2:You will have to find your own bring your own dusters and lubricant. You'll you'll need to be oiled. We want you glistening. We will bring the lube though so show up.
Speaker 1:We're lubing together as a team to get closer you. You have no idea how tight the teams are. Just tight yeah, you just don't get it. Day, day, what is it? Day Oppresso libero or libero Libero Enough. That means lube it up for the boys. Did you not know that, did you not? That's a ancient Roman lube your brothers as they lube you with your shield or on it with your luber on it. That will be the name of this episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wasn't going to bring this up, but we finally have footage of the, the Diddy files of everything they found in his room or in his mansion, this compound, if you will, and, um, his compound, if you will, it was it was, compound it. It was. It was everything you think of. I just cases of lubricants, but like one of the pictures was just like a a massive restaurant style bag of chips like tortilla chips, like and what. Why that's? It's the driest thing to munch on at an orgy.
Speaker 1:When you listen to people read off like what was happening at those yeah, the ditty parties, it's like how and truly. Like I understand that so many people, in reaction to this, are going to say like, of course, but like, truly, how are there so many weird perverts in that community, one place? Like why are there so many weird perverts?
Speaker 1:yeah right like, listen, everyone can have their kink if you like. When your wife pisses on you in bed, I do not care. Like, if you like to fuck chicks and you want them to piss on you, I don't care. But if you're going to a party and having lots of dudes piss on you while you hit a slip and slide under them, okay, what's up. You know what I mean? What's?
Speaker 2:going on. Dude, just a wacky, weasel waterfront park of piss and astroglide did you read any of that shit?
Speaker 1:most of what was going on was piss oriented.
Speaker 3:Yeah and then did?
Speaker 1:he had insane one-liners just insane, insane dude, just water park dude, like when you watch, get him to the greek now and you watch diddy and it's just like mind fuck him. You know like you gotta mind fuck him. It's like dude, it makes sense. Yeah, that's what he is it was always there yeah, it was always there.
Speaker 2:I thought it was awesome somber news Liver King and Joe Rogan. Liver King has finally lost his fucking mind. Bro rolled this clip. This guy's losing his fucking mind. Bro Rolled this clip. This guy's losing his fucking mind on Instagram, going off on Joe Rogan and eventually he got put in jail, but he's back. He paid, he's on bail, but now he's got to go to the mental health evaluation, but he's back on social media again. Just crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he put out 15 videos in the 24-hour period that he got out. One of them he was giving himself a coffee enema and talking shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which is crazy, dude. Look, real talk. I never thought I'd have to feel sorry for the Lever King, but he is definitely going through it. That man needs to be removed from all the people that are relying on him for a paycheck, and someone needs to help him out. Dude, he's in crisis. He's going to be the next guy to go Garen fucking T if somebody doesn't step in and help him out, because he is on something, going through something. And when people rely on you for a paycheck, they're not gonna fucking stop you, they're gonna enable it, and that's what I feel bad about. Like um, but even worse, even worse. Um, uh, joe rogan has filed for custody of DeliverLads.
Speaker 1:It's bittersweet, but you'll be able to give the boys the life they deserve. He does look like a mixed breed between a bloodhound and a pit bull. Now Did you imagine Saggy face pit bull, a Sharpay.
Speaker 2:He looks like a sharpay god. This is horrible. I'm going out for this one. Joe rogan steps in. Don't worry, boys, I'll raise you liver. Lads are coming with me, come on liver was my enemy, but now I shall be your benefactor well, right, and his and his wife.
Speaker 1:He adopts her too. You can live on the compound, but do not raise your boys to kill my family and take my throne. Shit's just turning weird and old just like I've heard this story.
Speaker 2:Like old school, like kingdom days. I shall raise your boys for you, though we were bitter enemies. It's like old school. I've heard this story. Like old school, kingdom days. I shall raise your boys for you, though we were bitter enemies.
Speaker 1:Come with me, little lads. Don't raise his boys, father. They will certainly betray you in the end. It's like Game of Thrones no boys, they'll be living Nay Nay, they'll live in the basement of the mothership. Don't, don't interfere, I have plans for them.
Speaker 2:You don't understand. Within them lies greatness, a power.
Speaker 1:They're just chained to a wheel and there's like some big.
Speaker 2:there's a big wheel in the basement of the mothership and that's how they get their power they're just, they're just gonna push that wheel to the game fucking swole, and he's gonna feed him a diet of nothing but nuts and liver the raw liver on the ground. That's literally where the liver king is right now yeah, oh god, you can't wait for conan liver king chronicles.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be amazing oh yeah, I don't know if he's gonna overcome anything after this one now this is looking well, dude. If you watch half his videos it almost sees it seems staged right, because when you're really fucked up, your pupils misdialate.
Speaker 3:Yeah man and his pupils are.
Speaker 2:Pupils are fucked the thing that really bothers me is he's got people all around him that at any moment can say hey, you gotta take a knee, like we gotta circle the wagons, like, look what, like what he did to get fame, whatever. It's a weird world we live in. Everybody lives on these phones, social media and you can get a lot of fame, notoriety from it. He did it, he made lots of money, sold shit, but he's still a human being. He still deserves some sort of dignity at the end of the day.
Speaker 1:And if you're in his camp and you're not helping him by saying, hey, get off the fucking phone, take a knee, get some help, like, walk away from this shit well, it kind of speaks to the character of the people that he's surrounding himself with, right, like his, his family, all them like I mean dude, really truly like he raised them this way, like to say, like that he's coming out and just like denying any kind of surgical intervention and or like steroid use or anything like that.
Speaker 1:It's just like and he's talking about these core tenants that he just fucking made up, made up, yeah or I love how he chatted gpt create yeah, he talks about them like they're like in the bible and they're like really old and he's just like, obviously, the core tenets that you know, fucking, it's just like. What do you mean? Obviously, you fucking cook you fucking.
Speaker 3:We all read agent nemo chromicon with the core tenets that were created for human race. We all do?
Speaker 2:everybody reads it.
Speaker 1:So let's recite the core tenets of one we all know, the core tenets of human survival.
Speaker 3:sun your balls, eat raw liver fire is good air, water, shelter and feed. And shove coffee directly into your anus every morning.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like where is HGH fall into the core tenants of natural living, like hgh injections?
Speaker 3:yeah, and and human stem cells harvested from embryos just yeah, yeah everybody reads it, you read it, I read it, I live by it the core tenants, etc.
Speaker 1:Etc. No, dude, nobody. Nobody is is tracking on that right now nobody, nobody also who are in this dude's camp, because I've also heard that there's like a contingent of his followers just wishing him well and it's like who are you? Yeah, who is following the liver king? And just like, oh yeah, this dude is fantastic.
Speaker 2:Dude three million fucking people do. But you're right, who's the guy that wakes?
Speaker 3:up every morning. It's like, all right, I gotta take four ounces of deer cum mixed with 14 grams of testicle juice, semen for the uneducated and a couple more ounces of raw liver. Blend that up. Here we go Like an ancestor, bottoms up. What Sounds gross?
Speaker 1:It's just bizarre that people are not disillusioned. I understand he's still got followers from when it was fun to watch, you know yeah but like at what point in time? The weird thing with all this shit although the weirdest thing was the social media shit is that like the degree at which consistency and irrational behavior will really escalate your career. And it's like you know you can talk to the churdlies guy. You know who that is.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:So he goes on podcasts. They make like silly ass videos. You've probably seen him a thousand times. If he starts getting in your algorithm, you'll keep seeing him, even if you don't watch the video. But they just make really, really stupid videos all the time. And I listened to him on a podcast recently and he was just like yeah, I'm just struggling monetizing this and it's like yeah, where is the money?
Speaker 2:and being a fucking moron like how is there, I ask myself, that every single day liam?
Speaker 1:but it's just like you're bringing literally zero value value so many people, and especially if you're a guy like the liver king, where you're like, you're pretending that you're bringing like a whole lifestyle, and then you, and then it's so easy. Well, you know what? Fuck it, dude, there are mormons, there are mormons, never mind. Well, that's the thing, man, you know. Like, yes, money is going to elevate your, your entire persona, because you're going to have just more access to cooler shit. It's going to look better, all your products are going to be great right away but yeah, he never had to struggle with launching something.
Speaker 2:It was already like fucking well established, put out in the market and it's like, yeah, but it's still like it's it's. I can't for. I can't look at it and and not feel bad for the guy where he is at right now in current crisis, cause it did. It's like at any moment you could just stop to walk away.
Speaker 1:Speaking of feeling bad for people, did you hear about the dude who got a purple heart, who had to self-deport to South Korea?
Speaker 3:What a.
Speaker 1:Hawaiian guy. So so, guy. So this is where, like I hate when the hard thing right now is communicating to anyone who's on the left and a lot of my family is on the left, and so it's like really difficult to have like an educated conversation where you're just like no, this happened and this is bad. And then you bring up stuff that they agree with and you're like this happened, this is also bad. And they're stuff that they agree with and you're like this happened, this is also bad. They're like yeah, and then you're like, but this is, this is also bad. And they're like, well, no, and you're like, well, no, it is bad, that is bad.
Speaker 1:You know, like wanting to kill cops is bad, and burning cars in the streets and stopping ice agents from doing their literal job fucking job is bad, yeah, and they and they're federal workers and people are like coming after their families. That's all bad. And if you don't think it's bad, you're a retard. But, um, and like this is also bad that we get to the point where we're deporting guys who served in the military, to the point where they saw combat and were even shot twice in the back. So I was running away, but but he still took two for the boys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll be right there it was.
Speaker 1:It was weird. No, so when I read that article, his um, like, the circumstance was odd, to say the least. When they were describing it it was a rick, like it was a ricochet off his dog tag. So this was. This was like the local news report like a bullet ricocheted off a dog tag and nearly missed his spine.
Speaker 1:So my assumption is they didn't go into his dd214 and look at his medical record look at yeah, um, and they just asked him and he was like yeah, bullet hit my dog tag Barely missed my spine, but what actually happened is he was Sounds like Sarn Tabak from Tropic Thunder, a legend.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the moral is. I don't know what the moral is, I only know the sound it makes. What takes a man's life?
Speaker 1:he's peeling an apple with his hook. But basically, this dude was a Purple Heart veteran and listen, I don't care if he's got the Purple Heart or not, he was a veteran, he served so for any degree of service. It's weird that that would be someone who gets deported, because in my mind, if you came here on a green card, you chose to serve honorably and you did serve honorably and you got a discharge. You were like omnis nominis, you are an American citizen. From here out you're following American citizen protocols. There's no difference between him or I, and I think that is the correct way to go about it. So if anyone thinks I'm wrong, that's just a personal opinion, because apparently it's not true. I thought that's how it worked, I think that's how it should work, but apparently so he got a Dewey no-transcript case.
Speaker 2:The individual served in korea has a purple heart. Won't go into details on that, we'll let that slide. We we can. We can talk about that later. But you don't want to go into details on that, we'll let that slide. We can talk about that later. We won't go into the weeds too far. He did serve.
Speaker 1:He did serve, let's just cover that piece Dog tags harder than anyone else's Titanium ammo. Hardest dog tags ever.
Speaker 2:But dude, this guy should not have to fucking self-report, that's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1:It bizarre, it's ridiculous um I mean, if you go through the military and you serve with an honorable discharge like I don't know, that's the the fucking baseline for what you as far as the benefit is concerned. But you know, he's not the only veteran, that, um, that's struggling with this.
Speaker 2:So we actually there's a long, the long long list of veterans that are now residing in mexico because they didn't get their citizenship and they weren't afforded the opportunity.
Speaker 2:yeah, a lot of people like so. During the surge you could serve, earn your citizenship and do your process while you were in Iraq, while you were in Afghanistan at the time. I know a lot of our 82nd guys that were non-citizens were able to get their citizenship on deployment. But for some reason or another, that's where a lot of guys don't get that opportunity. Something falls apart, the paper doesn't get, you know, shit doesn't get done right and then they find themselves on the wrong side of the law because they the ETS, the guy in the military, and they don't have a citizenship.
Speaker 1:So that's something that needs to be corrected man, that's bizarre dude, so I wasn't tracking on this issue at all.
Speaker 2:Uh, maybe it's something I will in the future because that's fucked up Like I do. Part two, we should do you do a serious reporting on this. Vinnie Vargas covered it on his podcast. So there's a couple of investigative journalists that have been working on this for a while and a lot of these dudes. You would assume that there's, like a lot of you know, maybe criminal records, a lot of issues, but by and large, a lot of individuals. They don't have that. They were serving the Marine Corps, serving in the army. They got out, weren't able to get their citizenship in time and now they're in mexico trying to reapply. But they have a serve, the record of service in the military. That should be honored. That should bump you to the very top of the list. You should never have to leave now how?
Speaker 1:yeah right, how are you not at the the very, very, very top of the stack? It's so right that's. That pisses me off quite a bit. I mean like, when you want to talk about doing something wrong, that's fucked up. That's not right. You're doing that wrong. You're doing that incredibly wrong.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's put a pin on that. Let's do a serious episode on one of these Fridays as a new segment that we're going to be doing. In other news, the US Navy has now renamed the USNS Harvey Milk to the Oscar V Peterson. So got that. At the end of Pride Month you get a name change. It's got to burn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think when you look at all these renamings you just got to understand that, like, where does it end? Yeah, like is someone gonna come back in and name everything?
Speaker 2:super fucking gay it's gonna be a back and forth for eons, forever. But here's the thing, dude is.
Speaker 1:I want everyone to remember that this is not a fucking republican issue, right? Yeah, trump is clapping back because that's what he fucking does, but if someone gets back in there now and now, they do it. It's like okay. So now all of our navy bases, all of our army bases, all of our fucking bases across the entire fucking country are are just fodder for public opinion and it's like you have to keep two signs on each base.
Speaker 2:They will. It's. It's stupid.
Speaker 1:At this point, nobody gives a fuck really truly when you're showing up there every day like are you looking at the base's name? And you're like god damn, I did look at the arlie burke every once in a while ago. That dude was tough, but you know, like fuck, I think they should have kept it.
Speaker 2:I think they should have kept it, I think they should have left the harvey milk alone. You know, I mean it's a navy anyway. I mean, come on, we all know, we all know navy.
Speaker 1:I don't know it's representative. Yeah, yeah, we all know it's solid, me and the boys. It's not 2025.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's cool, be who you want to be.
Speaker 1:Navy embrace it when you're underway. Come on, buddy yeah, dude it's.
Speaker 2:I think they should have left it. It should have been fine. It's a refueling ship. It's not a cool destroyer or anything.
Speaker 1:Let them have their thing it's pumping other ships full of fuel Bro that's what Harvey Milk would have wanted.
Speaker 2:That's what they maybe wanted.
Speaker 1:He would have fucking spread his milk into other ships hulls he would want to dump his crude oil into other ships vast, open, gaping hulls yeah but there is a relative retaliation the um, because the name changed now um.
Speaker 2:Fort cavazos is now changing back. Or fort cavazos, formerly fort hood, is now changing back. Or Fort Cavazos, formerly Fort Hood, is now changing to Fort.
Speaker 1:Buck Angel. Ooh yeah, nice, see, now that's where trends. If you don't know who?
Speaker 2:Buck Angel is, I'm not going to ruin it for you. You go look it up. Oh, I want to ruin it, I mean fuck dude, actually you know what Screw it.
Speaker 1:There you go, go check it out, go see what Buck Angel is.
Speaker 3:He's a tough dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's going to be really fucking hard to describe without wanting. He's a real tough dude. Desperately, desperately want to ruin that.
Speaker 2:Check out Buck, angel, if you're in Texas anytime soon.
Speaker 1:What would that base be like? If every base had to be like you know, kind of like it had to be simpatico with its namesake, like what would Fort Buck Angel feel like on the inside? You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm saying Dude, a disgusting leather clad musky dungeon.
Speaker 1:Oh, the gym would be good though.
Speaker 3:Hey, what are you doing in here, brother? Before you get in here and work out, you got to self. You gotta self lubricate in the lubrication section in the Buck.
Speaker 1:Angel Buck nasty lubrication section of the gym. Get this man an oil bucket oh god, dude, buck Angel is fucking disgusting dude oh man, oh my god, I'm just glad I got to reference that.
Speaker 2:So yeah, go look him up. Tough dude, that's a perfect mascot to represent Fort Hood. I mean Fort Cavazos, all right, oh, this one. This is a good one to end on. Sorry, I'm trying to beat down this.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to back down this erection, this one. This is a good one.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to beat down.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to back down this erection. Sorry, I can't concentrate on my notes.
Speaker 3:That's a slogan underneath.
Speaker 2:Welcome to Fort Buckingham. Sorry, trying to back down this erection.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I can't find my ID. My pants are too tight. I can't find my ID. My pants are too tight.
Speaker 3:I can't get my wallet out.
Speaker 1:Don't worry, we got someone for that. Yeah, all the gate guards have to look like Buck Angel too. Just the tiny leather caps. Welcome to Fort Buck Angel and Kinky Kelly. Capsule. Welcome to Fort Buck Angel in Kinky Kelly. Oh fuck In the sexy steed. They're like twins dude. The sexy steed in Buck Angel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, that's your military these days. In other news, in Japan, the Twitter killer was finally executed, known for his series of haunting and brutal murders. I think it was finally captured in, like what's the notes say on the old Lappy Toppy? Only captured in 2020, I believe. Yeah, but finally got executed, man.
Speaker 1:He's been in a dungeon eating old raw fish. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was arrested in 2017 for strangling and dismembering dying people, including several young women and girls who were contemplating suicide, when he lured to his apartment using social media. Truly truly a despicable man. But Japan does have very strict, strict rules in their society. You know, service members get there, get in a lot of trouble for all sorts of different things, but when it comes to uh murdering and horrible crimes, they will lash out with uh some serious uh punishments. So he got executed and um got some footage of um that swift justice they put out there. Um, so we'll play that.
Speaker 1:We're the first ones to get this footage that's uh, sorry, couldn't hold that, couldn't hold that in just the second I saw Cartoon.
Speaker 2:Godzilla, it's very serious, liam, don't take it lightly getting these insider Reports from Japan. Shout out to our Japanese Correspondent. Correspondent Tamagotchi Norito Did. Correspondent Tamagotchi Norito, did you say Tamagotchi?
Speaker 1:Hell of a guy. Did you say Tamagotchi Naruto?
Speaker 2:He's a great dude.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, Godzilla's coming through town. Now to our correspondent, Tamagotchi Naruto oh Desu ka.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, great dude.
Speaker 2:Part of the Associated Press. He works for us from time to time, but a remarkable reporter was able to get on scene and capture that. People don't know that Japan executes its most violent offenders with Gojira Gojira. He's been a loyal member of their parliament for the last two million years.
Speaker 1:uh, so thank you, godzilla thank you, godzilla, for being such an upstanding citizen and really showing up and doing whatever the fuck you want, all the time civic duty is no joke for godzilla.
Speaker 1:He knows his responsibilities are great thank you for going into that time vagina that was in the bottom of the ocean with donkey kong and punching metal donkey kong. So metal donkey k Kong didn't come and take over our world. Godzilla, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you. But not even only that. What you've done for Parliament has been truly astounding. Your hard stance on child sex labor laws, hard stance on child sex labor laws and, let's be clear, your hard stance for getting more children into sexual labor was astounding.
Speaker 2:You're not always fair, but you're always there.
Speaker 3:It's fair and we can appreciate that.
Speaker 1:That's like they're fucking inducting someone as a new member of the Supreme Court. Well, listen, you're not always fair, but God damn it, are you, just God damn it. You just God damn it. God damn it. Are you fucking Brutal.
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